You Can't Get a Man with a Gun

"You Can't Get a Man with a Gun" is a song from the 1946musicalAnnie Get Your Gun, written by Irving Berlin. It was originally performed by Ethel Merman.^[1]

In the song, Annie Oakley sings about how a girl with talent as a sharpshooter nevertheless finds that her abilities do not help her attract men. She introduces herself with: "I'm quick on the trigger/with targets not much bigger/than a pinpoint I'm number one." The song is humorous in that she imagines different scenarios in which shooting a man will not make him fall in love with her, e.g. "A man may be hot/but he's not/when he's shot/oh, you can't get a man with a gun!" and "But you can't shoot a lover,/and use him for a cover/oh, you can't get a man with a gun!"

• Doris Day - for her album Annie Get Your Gun (1963)
• Eydie Gormé - for her album Gormé Sings Showstoppers (1959).
• Betty Hutton - included in the album Annie Get Your Gun (Original Soundtrack) (1950).
• Ethel Merman - included in Annie Get Your Gun [Original Cast Album] (1946).^[2]
• Bernadette Peters - included in Annie Get Your Gun [1999 Broadway Revival Cast] (1999).^[3]
• Suzi Quatro – starred as Annie Oakley in the 1986 West End (London) production of Annie Get Your Gun. She sings the song in the album Annie Get Your Gun – 1986 London Cast (1986),^[4] and the associated single "I Got Lost in His Arms" (1986).^[5]